Top 5 Symptoms You Are A Psycho, I Mean A Cycle Tourist

Number 5

Your clothes have gotten so mangy that even stray dogs are frightened of your appearance

Number 4

You are stuck in a vehicle and you want to get out and cycle

Number 3

Walking seems like too big of an effort

Number 2

You decide to use an old map as toilet paper because the last three shops you have been to don’t stock TP,  because the locals don’t believe that paper is any better than a hand as a bum wiping utensil

Number 1

You know the words for ‘beer’ and ‘can I sleep here for free’ in half a dozen languages

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