“I was
wearing full condom holding AK 47 in Poland military” Frederyk explains as he motions his calloused hands to his torso, his veteran
guitar player hands gesturing that the term 'full condom' used by
creative English speakers means full body protection. His freckled
bare arms sway with the boats rocking motion. His cycling tan has
faded and has been replaced by developing sea legs. The ocean swells
heave the boat from side to side as the hours pass. The crew and
captain of 'This Side Up' have been living together at sea for 148
hours.
As we pass
the prime meridian line, the south Atlantic's cascading swells and
the boats beautiful polished wood interior are the perfect backdrop
for telling stories, old and new. A perfect way to pass the time
between the cooking of meals in the adventurous galley. Where
dangling a spatula in one hand and trying not to fall on your head
swaying on the rocky boat is all part of novel nautical nourishment.
“How do
you like your eggs Captain?... I can't promise anything?” I ask almost
rhetorically from the small cubicle galley. The special boat stove
sways on it's hinges as the vessels rounded haul shimmies over the
3-4 meter S. Atlantic swells. I'm feeling more like a inhabitant of a
gravity free spaceship than a sailboat as I sway uncontrollably with
a hot frying pan in my hand. That counter top is probably more
decorative than functional right now as a place to put anything I
think to myself. As a plateful of my invention, indo-guaco-eggs takes
flight from the kitchen counter at full speed. It splats egg chunks,
and smears avocado pieces into the floor. “Ten second rule”, I
hear Billy and Frederyk chuckle almost simultaneously with
understanding, for we all have been taking turns cooking meals on
board the bouncy vessel.
As long
as it has been on the floor less than ten seconds, it's ok to eat?,
Ten SECONDS? How about ten MINUTES!
I think to myself.
“No,
I'll eat it” I say laughing as I lean over digging the greasy
spatula into the mess on the teak floor. I am still laughing at how
hard it is during the big swells to stay upright in the kitchen
galley. The Captain bruised ribs are a testament to acrobatic
balance while rocking at sea. As well as my back roll over the table
with a miraculous ass over tea-kettle soft landing into a cushioned
couch. All part of life on board the boat named 'This Side Up' as we
approach Saint Helena, our first stop during the Atlantic crossing.
4 comments:
As ever brilliant and funny :)
lroo22
Go Girl and the guitar player.
Now a boat journey. Nice
One hand for the boat and one hand for yourself.
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